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It looks like Alex Chiu is no longer giving away free immortality rings.
http://www.alexchiu.com/eternallife/wholesale.htm
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NOOO!! Hey theres some guy in my platoon with the last name Chiu... can I beat him up? I want my free rings, dang it!
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And he's expensive too.. Do people really pay 45 bucks for 2 lousy rings?
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Hey, do you or do you not want to live forever?
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Everyone knows if you want to live forever, become a Stain! and ruin someone's shirt. Then you live forever until the giant Maytag washing machine falls on you.
And the only place I can find that video file is charging $100/year to see it...
God, that commercial is from March 1999, and aired around the same time as those annoying Old Navy Drawstring Pants commercials. I feel like an old fart now.
"We are merely sprites that dance at the beck and call of our button pressing overlord."
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And speaking of Alex Chiu, here is a result of boredom mixed with photoshop. If you don't get the picture, then obviously you are not familiar with the theme song of Saturday Night Fever.
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