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Animutations
Flash Games
Flash Movies
Misc Flash

Animutations

Animutations are bizarre flash movies set to music with lots of flashing lights, random pop culture icons, and Colin Mochrie. Most of the time, the music is taken from Japanese anime theme songs.

You can find other Animutations on FanimutationWiki.

JamezBond HD

Watch JamezBond

Another Animutation, James Bond is on a crazy adventure to put a stop to the evil Nicholas! Can our hero thwart his evil plan to take over the world with hundreds of evil mutant clones of Alex Trebek?

Okay, I wish I could say that, but it's not that simple. This is a fast-paced japanese song with crazy action and fake lyrics, plus Gay Peter Pan! It's an Animutation, so you have some idea of what to expect. Music is the opening theme to Love Hina! 7 months in the making. Watch out for all the evil mutant clones of Alex Trebek!

Feburary 4, 2022
Watch the Movie: 10MB
Site 1 [local copy]

Non-HD Version:
November 8, 2002
Watch the Movie: 2.11MB
Site 1 [local copy]
Site 2 [newgrounds.com]

Miko Miko Nurse!

Watch Miko Miko Nurse

A low-effort short Animutation. I tried to make one to push the envelope for speed, insanity, and intensity, but I lost steam after a while, then replaced the rest with crazy filler. The filler insertion point is the anigif of the dancing fattie.

March 11, 2004
Watch the Movie: 1.85MB
Site 1 [local copy]
Site 2 [newgrounds.com]

Suzukisan!

Watch Suzukisan

What's this formation? Imakuni?! Kobayashi?!! Raymond?!!! (me) Such a strange combination! Who are we, A Super-unit Sensation! SUZUKISAN!!! It's Showtime!

This Animutation is actually 2 flash movies in one. First there's the Preloader, which is an Animutation done to a techno beat, then when it's finished loading, you can play the real flash movie

June 15, 2002
Watch the Movie: 2.70MB
Site 1 [local copy]
Site 2 [newgrounds.com]

Rock And Roll Mcdonalds

Watch Rock And Roll Mcdonalds

An Animutation of Wesley Willis's song, "Rock and Roll Mcdonalds", starring Wesley Willis as the hamburgler. Co-starring the Cheetahmen, and Hello Kitty with a mouth! (the horror!)

April 3, 2002
Watch the Movie: 771k
Site 1 [local copy]
Site 2 [newgrounds.com]

Darkwing Duck!

Watch Darkwing Duck

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the winged scrouge that pecks at your nightmares... I am MEGAMAN!!! Based on an obscure pirate NES game!

August 18, 2002
Watch the Movie: 521k
Site 1 [local copy]
Site 2 [newgrounds.com]

 

Flash Games

Alex Chiu Mario Game

Play Alex Chiu Mario Game

Alex Chiu, Mario, and Hello Kitty star in this Mario-type maze game. The levels of this game are randomly generated. This game keeps you highest level beween browsing sessions.

September 6, 2002
Play the Game: 620k
Site 1 [local copy]
Site 2 [newgrounds.com]


Flash Movies

Alex Chiu RPG

Watch Alex Chiu RPG

Alex Chiu is on a quest to rid the world of genuine science!

All the battle graphics were taken from Alex Chiu's website, so they look crappy.

August 7, 2002
Watch the Movie: 1.18MB
Site 1 [local copy]
Site 2 [newgrounds.com]

Bob The Atog

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Bob The Atog... Bob The Atog... He eats artifacts. A parody of Eskimo Bob using magic cards. My brother and I did the voices. Bob the Atog wa Sugoi!

September 6, 2001
Watch the Movie: 592k
Site 1 [local copy]
Site 2 [newgrounds.com]


Misc Flash

NES Music

Listen to NES Music

This swf file plays the NES tune "Slayers Next - Give a Reason" by DJ Bouche.  Uses a special trick to get high quality NES music for the small file size.
The square waves and triangle wave are extracted as separate wav files.  They are included in the .swf as RAW format audio events.  Then Flash 6's gzip compression kicks in, and the file becomes much much smaller.  Like from 12 megs to <150k.
The file would be a lot smaller if it weren't for the mp3 format audio stream which contains the noise and DMC channels.

July 4, 2003
Listen: 450k
Site 1 [local copy]

Revenge of Krion Conquest

Watch Revenge of Krion Conquest

An obscure parody of Vic Tokai's NES game, "The Krion Conquest" with a surprising twist at the end. You won't get it, unless you find Bingo interesting.

September 1, 2005
Watch the Movie: 227k
Site 1 [local copy]
Site 2 [newgrounds.com]