Alex Chiu is on a quest to rid the world of genuine science! If you don't know who Alex Chiu is, he's a crazy chinese guy who sells immortality rings. Visit his website for a good laugh, then watch this movie for an even bigger laugh!
All the battle graphics were taken from Alex Chiu's website, so they look crappy.
Music is Final Fantasy 2 Cave, Battle, Victory, Boss, and Ending themes, plus a small infusion of Seiken Densetsu 3.